When we are born, our mothers get the compliments and the flowers. When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity. When we die, our widows get the life insurance. The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, forty years of having his wife ask the same question.All the bachelors’ on the other side of the screen, planning to marry the girl of your dreams. Use your grey matter, keep your emotions aside!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Her innocence, sweet kiddies’ nature, driving u crazy?????????ohhhhhhhhhh your sweetheart is a ‘MAMMA’S GIRL’. Think 10 times before marrying.
???????????????YYYYYYYY, she will be your wife, but still a baby of her mother. She will talk to her mother at least once every 2 hours. Whether u know it or not, even the dinner menu will be decided by her mother who is 2000 miles away from you. You will under total control of your mother-in-law…….”
“Are you a lover boy, looking for a romantic girl or u have romantic girlfriend. She enjoys your company because you buy her expensive gifts. Your romance will sustain till the time u buy her expensive gifts. If you marry her, she expects to fly business class even if that means that you have taken a personal loan from your employer to pay the EMI of the house that you bought in HER name……..Romance will fly out of the window and love out of the door.”
OHHHHHHHHH……BOYYYYYY, you are modern, her dressing sense is killing you or her style of talking is making you crazy. You want to marry her because she is amazingly beautiful. She is a “sizzler” and you expect her to become a “cold coffee” after marriage………..boss u r wrong; remember cold coffee come with added flavors. She may change “her definition of boyfriends”, you may never find her when you come back from work(she does not work because you are there to work like donkey to support her).So all the bachelors’ out there don’t be in fool’s paradise that you got the girl of your dreams, “IT MAY BE THE BITTER HALF”.
great yar............ nice thoughts u have .. & share d with us also....
ReplyDeleteits really wow........ good one You hav e wonderful thoughts Dilip but i wont agree on some points........... anyways greatt job. all d best
ReplyDeleteDude...U ve nicely explained, but remove the 's' from brides & widows... As such its difficult to handle one, how u can think of many :-) Kidding :-)
ReplyDeleteSir thank you for the enlightenment...
ReplyDeletequotin you"when we are born our mothers get the flowers and the compliments..."
ReplyDeletemy question is for whom??? hmmmm an insightful question aint it?
"when we are married our brides get the presents and the publicity..." tagged along with a responsibility called the "HUSBAND" ;-)
"the average man's life consists of twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going and forty years of having his wife asking him where he is going"
GIVE IT A REST GUYS i mean its a CATCH 22 situation all over again.ask your guy his whereabouts and you are being "OVERPOSSESIVE"dont ask him and you are not interested in him anymore.
This piece is dedicated to all single guys living in a fairytale world thinkin dat gals screw a bachelors life.
KNOCK KNOCK TIME TO WAKE UP
Cos believe it or not you are not the only one responsible...if you are then so is she...even more
i would sound like a total feminist by saying that a gal makes a man's life ,brings in stability....so ill strike up a compromise and sum it up as both learn both grow both live with each other and dats what makes it worth living for.its the experience of knowing sumone worth enriching.There are good times and bad times.Time flows and its upto us to what we hold onto...
SO all the bachelors out there scared of the TIGRESS ;-) think it over again..
"A gal leaves her family her parents to move on with the man of her dreams,comes to your life and makes it her own."so instead of rebuking her and thinking dat ull be taken over by your mother in law look at the brighter side things will definitely get better.
N finally 2 all the bachelors out there
summing it up dont get scared cos you might have landed up with your perfect better half.
hi,
Deletethis is Dr.Dilip Nayak, i just read your comment on my blog on marriage.
i m impressed by your reply and your views on marriage, i would be happy to get to know you and to connect to you. i would rather suggest you to start blogging.
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