Tuesday, March 23, 2010

“MARRIAGE----A GAME OF INTELLENGENCE, DON’T BE EMOTIONAL

 When we are born, our mothers get the compliments and the flowers. When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity. When we die, our widows get the life insurance. The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, forty years of having his wife ask the same question.

All the bachelors’ on the other side of the screen, planning to marry the girl of your dreams. Use your grey matter, keep your emotions aside!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Her innocence, sweet kiddies’ nature, driving u crazy?????????ohhhhhhhhhh your sweetheart is a ‘MAMMA’S GIRL’. Think 10 times before marrying.
???????????????YYYYYYYY, she will be your wife, but still a baby of her mother. She will talk to her mother at least once every 2 hours. Whether u know it or not, even the dinner menu will be decided by her mother who is 2000 miles away from you. You will under total control of your mother-in-law…….”

 “Are you a lover boy, looking for a romantic girl or u have romantic girlfriend. She enjoys your company because you buy her expensive gifts. Your romance will sustain till the time u buy her expensive gifts. If you marry her, she expects to fly business class even if that means that you have taken a personal loan from your employer to pay the EMI of the house that you bought in HER name……..
Romance will fly out of the window and love out of the door.”


 OHHHHHHHHH……BOYYYYYY, you are modern, her dressing sense is killing you or her style of talking is making you crazy. You want to marry her because she is amazingly beautiful. She is a “sizzler” and you expect her to become a “cold coffee” after marriage………..boss u r wrong; remember cold coffee come with added flavors. She may change “her definition of boyfriends”, you may never find her when you come back from work(she does not work because you are there to work like donkey to support her).

So all the bachelors’ out there don’t be in fool’s paradise that you got the girl of your dreams, “IT MAY BE THE BITTER HALF”.


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